Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
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