he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
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Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
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The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
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