No awkward lesbian experiences without me
I cockslap morals
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
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