is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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