I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
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