so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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