I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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