like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
i need some magic done to my vagina
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
i out mim tonsoeep
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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