Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
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