Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
You spent an hour sitting naked in your neighbor's Jeep Wrangler yelling in a terrible British accent about how you were "on a safari". Then you passed out on your lawn.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
Randomize