Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
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Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
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Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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