is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
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The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
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Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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