Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
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Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
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It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
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