come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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