So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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