I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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