She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Randomize
