Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
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I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
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I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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