Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
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