he wants to bone in the snuggie
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
Randomize