im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
I would ride that face into the sunset
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
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