This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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