yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
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I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
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i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
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