im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
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how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
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I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
How dare sober me try to tell drunk me I can't eat the applesauce in the fridge! Stingy bitch IM EATING THE APPLESAUCE! you can tell sober me I said that.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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