he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
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What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
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his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
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