the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
Do you know why I woke up with a half peeled lemon in my purse with a post-it that said "eat me" on it?
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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