haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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