I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
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$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
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i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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