Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
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