i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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