4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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