Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
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isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
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And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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