Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
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so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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