youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
Randomize
