Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
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