I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
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