I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
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Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
We've already decided our costumes for next Halloween. She's going as Cookie Monster and I'm going as Elmo. She's just going to ask for Oatmeal Cookie shots, and I'm asking for Red-Headed Slut shots.
Dude, its January.
We're going to do the voices too.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
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I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
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