you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
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swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
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I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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