i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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