Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
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Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
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No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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