well most of my day revolves around power hour
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
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