She's JV to your varsity
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
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SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
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Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
I'm sobbing to NWA
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
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