Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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