I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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