Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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