Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
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