I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
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My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
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What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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