But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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