I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
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