Whod you bang
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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