You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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