HIV tests are more positive than that guy
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
