Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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