He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
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currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
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Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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