I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
He felt like a one man threesome
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
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I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
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Two words: blizzard sex
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
I'm bleeding and have questions
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
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